100% real quotes

"Wow! You guys are really good.  I was surprised."

-Memphis, TN

"I would have walked four blocks to see you guys, but I only had to walk two."

-Toledo, OH

"You're a comedy duo, right?"

-Nashville, TN

"You were much better than the applause  indicated."

-Memphis, TN

"Hey, it was great! What you lacked in technical proficiency, you totally made up for in personality."

-Nashville, TN

"You should mic your stage banter more."

-Toledo, OH 

"We didn't go for more wine during your performance. Well done!"

-Ann Arbor, MI